Cake & Biscuits

Very Merry 5 Minute Paleo Choccy Mousse

Through this wonderful world of the interwebs & blogosphere I have been lucky enough to meet so many bloody awesome humans and these two merry individuals are some of my faves. If you haven’t checked out The Merrymaker Sisters yet you are missing out so get on over & get merried. This recipe is from one of their awesome ebooks Make It Merry! 

This awesome recipe and loads of others you can score in the ULTIMATE AUSSIE WELLNESS BUNDLE. It’s a collection of over 35 food, health & wellness ebooks that are bundled together for ONE WEEK ONLY for $44.95. That’s over $450 worth of books. I know! Shut the front gate. Deal of the century. Better be quick, it’s for a week only. Run, don’t walk. 

serves: 4
time: 5 minutes
stuff you need

1 cup raw cashews

1 cup frozen berries (or any frozen fruit)

1/4 cup coconut milk

1/4 cup raw cacao powder

3 tbs. coconut oil

1 tbs. 100% maple syrup or raw honey

1 tsp. 100% vanilla extract

now what

Place all of the ingredients (except the berries) in to your blender or food processor (we use our Vitamix).

Whiz for 3 minutes or until super smooth.

Now add your frozen berries and whiz for another minute. It will start to instantly turn in to this amazing choccy frozen mousse!

merrymaker tip…
This is a super easy sweet treat, make it a little fancy and serve with grated paleo choccy and coconut chips!

Chocolate Soufflés 

Chocolate soufflés. Can I get a ‘hell yeah’. I just want to devour every single one of these without even taking a breath. Is that wrong? If it is I don’t want to be right. This recipe is thanks to the bloody awesome Irena of Eat Drink Paleo who has let me share it with you, everyone give Irena a big virtual hug for being so darn generous!

These chocolatey treasures are from her newest cookbook Happy Go Paleo which I am loving hard right now. I have been lucky enough to get my mits on both of Irena’s cookbooks so far and even meet this legend in the flesh. Her personality is as gorgeous as she looks and the chic just has spunk. I loved her first cookbook Eat Drink Paleo and this new one is friggen tops as well. It incorporates great basics like kraut, broth & how to activate your own nuts & seeds, as well as beautiful looking meals, salads, sweets & a 2 week meal plan! Oh, you want soufflés? Ok then. 

Serves 6

Preparation time: 25 minutes Cooking time: 30 minutes + time to cook the sweet potato


Coconut oil or butter, for greasing 

4 eggs, separated

1 tablespoon vanilla essence

½ cup cooled melted ghee, butter or coconut oil (or a combination)

⅓ cup preferred sweetener such as honey, maple syrup or rice malt, plus 1 tablespoon extra

⅓ heaped cup cacao powder

1 cup cooked and mashed sweet potato (baked is best)

1½ tablespoons tapioca flour or arrowroot flour

⅓ teaspoon bicarbonate of soda sea salt

Coconut ice-cream, strawberries and mint, to serve (optional)

Preheat the oven to 175°C. Grease a tray of 6–8 muffin cases with a little coconut oil or butter. Alternatively you can use individual ramekins.

Using an electric mixer, whisk the yolks for 1 minute, until creamy. Add the vanilla essence, melted ghee/oil and your preferred sweetener, and whisk until well incorporated.

Add the cacao powder and mashed sweet potato. Whisk for 20 seconds, until well incorporated, then sift through the bi-carbonate of soda and tapioca or arrowroot flour. Whisk again for 20 seconds, until the mixture thickens and starts to form a ripple trace.

Place the egg whites and a pinch of salt in a separate, spotlessly clean bowl. Whisk for 1½ minutes, until soft peaks form. Add half the egg whites to the chocolate mix and gently fold in with a spatula. Add the rest and gently fold until everything is well combined.

Add 2–3 tablespoons of mix per muffin case, not quite to the top, because the cakes will rise. Or fill the pre-greased ramekins with the mixture, leaving about 1 cm from the top. Place the tray on the middle shelf of the oven and bake for 25 minutes. The cakes should feel quite soft and bouncy when you touch them and they will be super-moist and soft on the inside.

Once baked, turn the oven off and open the door. Place the tray on the oven door, and allow to cool for 5 minutes. This gradual temperature change should prevent them from collapsing. Serve immediately as is or with a dollop of coconut ice-cream, fresh strawberries and mint. These can be eaten warm or cold and can be stored in an airtight container in the fridge for a few days.

Tip: Baking time might vary slightly depending on your oven or how big your muffin casings are. If you are baking it as a round cake in a spring-form or a cake tin, give it about 45 minutes.


Mint Choc Chip Cookie Dough Balls (paleo, vegan, grain free)

So, I have just started taking my own photos, can you tell? You probably can because they are ordinary at best BUT the only way from here is up! I got a DSLR for my birthday a few weeks ago and despite having no clue what the hell I am doing, I am giving it a crack. Here’s a few tips for those who are also photographically challenged….

1. Google can show you pretty much anything, a word of caution, the search ‘best bliss ball pictures’ is not going to give you what you expect…. Or perhaps it will. Refine your language or prepare to have some images you didn’t want burned into your brain.

2. If all else fails, the ‘auto’ setting works & filters fix most things. Instagram, making bad stuff look way better since 2010.

3. The thing that has helped me the most has been THIS BOOK called Scrumptious & Styled by the awesome Caroline Potter of Colorful Eats Nutrition. Not only is the ebook stunning to look at, it takes you step by step through all the important stuff and is explained in a way even a muppet like me can understand. It is a food photography book but is completely relevant to all manner of photos. If you need help this book gets two very enthusiastic thumbs up from me.

On to the recipe for the balls.

500g raw cashews

1/2 tsp vanilla powder

35g butter/ghee/coconut oil

50g coconut

2 tbs honey/rice malt syrup/maple syrup

1/2 cup raw cacao nibs (Or Choc chips) 

4 drops doTERRA peppermint oil

Blend the cashews until they turn into a flour-like consistency, add the butter, honey, peppermint oil & blend until a smooth dough. Add the coconut & cacao nibs & pulse to combine. Roll into balls & store in the fridge or freezer. That easy. Not even kidding. Go forth & dough ball.

Paleo Treats….. Friend or Foe

They are sure as hell my friend but they might be your foe. I see so many ‘Paleo police’ getting their loin cloths in a twist over paleofied sweet & treats. Eyes on your own plate people. No-one’s forcing that Paleo Donut down your pie hole….. Though what a delightful form of torture if they did! You just go back to eating your kale and keep your cranky-treat-deprived-opinions to yourself. 

Now come on, let’s get real. Cavepeople (because PC) would if they could! I guarantee that if Mr & Mrs Grok (or Mr & Mr/ Mrs & Mrs) had come across a Paleolithic bakery on their travels they would have dropped the jerky quicker than you can say Choc Chip Caramel Cookie Sandwich and dove in. Same as they would have if they stumbled across a fruit tree, it’s just a different version of a ‘treat’. 

Treats for me have their place because food, cooking & eating should be a joyful experience and I for one, love to bake and make sweets and experiment with food and I don’t do well with the dairy or gluten in the non-Paleo counterparts.  It all depends on where you are at with your health as to whether your food journey should involve a treat once a week, once a month or once a year. Heck, if you are a well-oiled machine with thriving gut health, glowing skin, boundless energy, excellent sleep patterns, a sharp mind & you feel like you are at the top of your game…… Treat yourself as often as makes you feel good. If you have sluggish digestion, skin breakouts, rubbish sleep, high stress, brain fog and are pretty-much flat-lining in the energy department, I’d suggest their are far more important foods for you than treats. 

I think the main thing to keep in mind is the very word ‘treat’. The definition I found said ‘an event or item that is out of the ordinary that gives great pleasure‘. That’s the thing, it’s not for all the days, all the time. It’s not meant to take the place of a real, nutrient dense meal. It’s for celebrations (Friday is a celebration right?), it’s for dinner parties (Wednesday night standing at the kitchen bench in my pj’s count?), it’s for those times when you really just want to smash a tub of Ben & Jerry’s in your gob but instead you can make my  Hardcore Choc Crunch Ice Cream and don’t have the guilts for days. 

What do you think about Paleo treats? Might as well just eat the real thing or are you all over them like a fat kid on a smartie? 

Paleo Vanilla Bean Donuts

Holy donuts Batman….. Actually un-holey donuts. I got a bit , ok, way too enthusiastic with my mixture and may have overfilled my NODO Donut Pan and basically these bad boys came out of the oven looking more like a cupcake than a donut. Luckily, for your aesthetic pleasure I used a special tool (also known as fingers) to punch some holes back into them and return them to their namesake, because. Resourceful. 

Now look, they ain’t no NODO Donut because I haven’t managed to kidnap Kate yet & steal her super-secret recipe but these suckers are pretty damn good. They are surprisingly light & fluffy and I think the ‘chose your own adventure’ topping would be a cracking kids party/ any party idea instead of a lolly bag! 

Grain-free baking can at best be a challenge and, at worst, be a rage-blackout-worthy waste of great quality ingredients that end up tasting like chalky cardboard. I really hate wasting food so now if I have a baking disaster & don’t have the bandwidth to deal with it at the time, I pop the offending items in a container in the freezer and find things I can use them for later. Crumbly cookies can be used in icecream, dry cakes can be blitzed up and added to bliss balls. You picking up what I’m putting down? Don’t waste food. It’s not cool. On with the donut recipe. 

Dry Stuff

1 1/2 cups almond meal

1 cup tapioca flour

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp vanilla powder (or extract)

Wet Stuff

1/2 cup honey/rice malt syrup/maple syrup

1/4 cup melted coconut oil/ghee/butter

1 tsp apple cider vinegar

3 eggs at room temperature

Frosting Stuff

Cinnamon Sugar – 1 tbs cinnamon mixed with 1 heaped tsp coconut sugar

Lime & Ginger- 2 tbs Buttered Up No Nuts Gingerbread, 1 tbs melted coconut oil, 2 tbs lime juice. Mix well.

Choc Mint- 1/2 cup Chocolate Mousse mixed with 2 drops Peppermint Oil

Preheat your oven to 170C. Ok, add the dry ingredients to one bowl & mix well. Then, make sure your eggs have come to room temperature, this is not a suggestion, just do it. Now add all the wet ingredients to a separate bowl and mix them well. If you add cold eggs to the mix your coconut oil is going to solidify, speaking from experience this is a pain in the ar$e so just do as I say. Once the wet stuff is all mixed & the dry stuff is all mixed you can add them together and mix them well. Now you want to use a piping bag to 1/2 fill the donut pan with mixture. I used a ziplock bag with the corner cut out because I have no clue where my piping bag is. It works perfectly fine. Bake for 12-15 mins, allow to stand in the pan for 10mins before turning out onto a wire rack to cool. Once cool then you can frost them if you like or just drizzle with some honey, sprinkle with cinnamon and eat. 

Tangy Lemon Cookie Dough Balls (Grain & Nut-Free) 

So I feel like we haven’t really caught up properly in ages and I know you are wondering what’s doing over here….oh you weren’t? Well it’s my blog & I’ll cr@p on if I want to. Pretty sure you know how to scroll though so head on down if you want to skip what will undoubtedly be excellent stories & humor. Your loss.

So what’s news with you? On this end it’s business as usual just with a bit more cr@p & puke, and that’s not because I am poisoning Trav with my cooking. Baby G has also developed quite discerning tastes and is quite partial to anything green- broccoli, avocado, spinach, kale, zucchini, grass & leaves, as well as liver, pâté, lamb cutlets, chicken leg bones, kombucha & sauerkraut. What she does not like is puréed chicken & really, who can blame her, the texture is weird and it kinda tastes like nothing. We are also moving to our new house soon which will be fricken brilliant to have windows that close, cupboards and a gate that isn’t tied on with rope. It’s the small things really. Anyway, let me tell you about my balls…..

These lemony balls of delight are just slightly sweet with a great lemon tang. You could easily substitute for lime or orange if you were feeling a bit more love for a different type of citrus. They are your balls, you do what makes you happy. You can probably substitute the coconut butter for another type of ‘butter’, maybe cashew or macadamia. I haven’t tried though it sounds pretty damn good…..BUT don’t go getting all up in my grill if it doesn’t work. I’ll say it again, I HAVEN’T TRIED IT. 

1 1/2 cups coconut butter

Juice & zest of 1 lemon or 4-5 drops doterra lemon oil

1/4 cup coconut oil

12 fresh dates, pits removed

2 tbs chia seeds

Coconut flour or dessicated coconut for rolling

Add the dates and coconut oil to the food processor & blend until smooth. Add all remaining ingredients (except the coconut flour/dessicated for rolling) and blend to combine. Roll into balls and roll in the coconut flour before popping into the fridge to set.

Matcha Matcha Matcha

So it seems that green is the new black & matcha is this season’s goji berry. Never heard of matcha? It’s green tea powder. Leaves & all. Well the peeps in the know (my inter-web sources obviously) tell me that one serve of this business has more than 10x the nutritional benifits of a regular cup of green tea, more than 100x the antioxidants,  it detoxifies, boosts metabolism, enhances concentration and can help calm the mind. God damn, it sound like the only thing matcha doesn’t do is make your bed. Even so, I am pretty partial to a matcha latte myself and it’s a great alternative if you want the energy buzz of coffee without the nervy caffeine buzz and don’t mind too much that your drink is a swampy green shade. Have I sold it to you? 

Battling on, I present to you a Matcha Bulletproof Latte because fat in your hot beverage makes the world go round, & matcha balls, because who doesn’t love a few green balls. 

Matcha Bulletproof Latte

1/2 tsp matcha powder

1 cup boiling water

1 tbs butter/ghee

1 tbs MCT oil/coconut oil

1/2 tsp honey OPTIONAL 

Pop it all in a blender and blend baby blend until that business is frothy & creamy. That’s it. 

Matcha Balls

1 cup raw cashews

1 cups shredded coconut

1/2 cup sunflower seeds

1 tbs coconut oil

1 tsp matcha powder

1-2 tbs raw honey (depending on your preferences) 

3-4 drops dōTERRA ginger oil – OPTIONAL

Add everything t the food processor & blend until it all starts to come together like a dough. If it’s too dry, add an extra tbs coconut oil, if you blend too much and it’s gets too much like a paste, add some extra coconut. Roll into balls, store in the fridge or freezer. Simple. 

Orange & Lime Balls & The Real Food Revolution

So I’ve got more balls for you because who doesn’t love a ball or two. BUT FIRST, there is something else we need to talk about! The Real Food Revolution! Not only is it a ‘thing’ but it’s an actual ‘THING’. An event, a 3 day, chocca-block thing that you can come along to & fill your brain & your body with real food goodness & education! 

There is so much misinformation out there, processed foods line the shelves and we just seem to be getting sicker. The question is, what can I do about it? It’s time to start with REAL FOOD.
The Real Food Revolution is exactly what it sounds like. A Real, Food, Revolution! It is an Australian wide event designed to create a shift in the way we look at food. Over 3 days you will learn how to transform your body, your kitchen and your mindset around healthier eating.
The workshops will cover everything from Raw Food, to Juicing, to Paleo, to Intuitive Eating, Blending, Processed Foods, Food as Medicine and Holistic Health.

Do you love REAL Food, Juicing, Blending and Soaking Up New Health Information like a Sponge?  It’s time to Join Us at The Real Food Revolution! Grab $50 off with 3 day tickets to the revolution with the code therealfoodrevolution. 
I am a partner for The Real Food Revolution events this year and can’t wait to get along to the Gold Coast event! 
Perth: 12-14 June – Perth Town Hall
Gold Coast: 26-28 June – Crowne Plaza, Surfers Paradise
Sydney: 10-12 July – Kirribilli Club
Canberra: 31 July – 2 August – Rydges Capital Hill
Melbourne: 14-16 August – Ibis Melbourne
Adelaide: 11-13 September – The Payneham Library
Hobart: 28-30 August – Wrest Point
Cairns: 02-04 October – The Pullman Hotel
For more information about the event, speakers, venues, dates and to book your tickets please visit The Real Food Revolution.

Now, onto the balls! This is an awesome lunchbox snack for big kids or little kids as it can be made nut-free. If you don’t want to use rolled oats you can use quinoa flakes or almond meal. You can experiment with different oil combos too. I think lemon & ginger oil would be a cracker too. When using essential oils make sure they are food grade & 100% pure. I use and recommend the DoTerra brand. You don’t want to be ingesting crappy oils laced with other crappy additives because that would just be crap. Got it. 

250g gluten free rolled oats

3 tbs coconut oil

1/2 cup dessicated coconut

1 cup nut butter (or sunflower seed/coconut butter for a nut-free version) 

1 tsp cinnamon

5 drops orange oil

3-4 drops lime oil

1-2 tbs honey (depending on your sweet preference or maple syrup for vegan option)

2 tbs chia seeds

Blend everything together and then pop it in the fridge (I left mine in the food processor) for 20-30 mins to allow the chia seeds to absorb some moisture & let the coconut oil start to solidify.  Once you take it out of the fridge, if the mix still looks a bit wet, add an extra tbs of chia seeds. Reblend again to combine, roll into balls & store in the fridge for up to a week or in the freezer for a few months.  If you are too lazy to roll balls you can just press it into a tray & make it as a slice or bars. Now go book your Real Food Revolution tickets before it’s too late!!

Gingerbread Truffles

‘Tiz the season & all that jazz so get some balls in your life. Christmassy ones. You can make these without my extra special BUTTERED UP (obviously they will be a little less delicious) but you will need to add some gingerbread spices if you want these to taste ‘gingerbready’. Yep that’s a word. Save yourself the effort and just go to Primal Pantry (Teneriffe, Nundah or Toowoomba) and get your mits on a few jars. These are a great Christmas treat or other time treat if you are tired of plain old date or chocolate balls. Go get yourself Merry.

1 jar Buttered Up Gingerbread (or 190g other nut/nut free butter)
1 jar Buttered Up Nothing But Coconut (or 190g coconut butter)
10 fresh dates
1/4 cup cacao nibs (optional)
1/2 cup coconut (shredded or dessicated)
2 tbs coconut oil

Blend everything except the cacao nibs until a smooth dough forms. Add the nibs, pulse a few times to combine. Roll into balls. Place in mouth. Chew. These will store in the fridge for up to a week or in the freezer for probably a few months if you don’t eat them all first.

White Christmas Cheesecake

I’m dreaming of some White Christmas,
Just like the one used to eat.
Without the toxic copha,
Or processed sugars,
Or nasty, weird ingredients…..

I hope you sang that to the tune of ‘I’m dreaming of a White Christmas’? I feel like my lyrics need some work but I am too excited about this deliciousness to be bothered really. I had a couple of attempts at perfecting this recipe as the first few were good but didn’t taste like the White Christmas I remember. I feel like I nailed it with this one so you are welcome. You can get your mits on my WHITE XMAS recipe over at Gourmand and Gourmet, it’s delicious too.

Unfortunately I don’t have a photo of the innards (sounds gruesome) of this freaking amazing cheesecake because I made it for a party and I thought it may be frowned upon to take a cake that had already been cut into…. And probably that slice eaten…. I am sure the excuse ‘but I had to instagram it’ would not fly.

2 cups almonds
2 cups fresh dates
3 tbs coconut oil

3 cups raw cashews, soaked for at least 4hrs then drained
250ml full fat coconut cream (I use the Ayam brand)
3/4 cup coconut oil
1/2 – 3/4 cup rice malt syrup/maple syrup/honey (depending on how sweet you want it)
1/2 tsp vanilla powder
1/4 cup goji berries
1/4 cup cranberries
1/4 cup chopped dried apricots (sulphur free)
1/2 cup lightly toasted nuts (I used a mix of macadamias & pistachios)
1/2 cup shredded coconut, toasted
Optional- White Christmas for topping

For the base, blend all ingredients in the food processor until it all comes together like a dough. You can leave it as chunky, or make it as smooth as you like. Press into the base of a springform tin and pop it in the freezer to set while you make the filling.

For the filling, blend the cashews, coconut oil, coconut cream, vanilla & rice malt syrup until you get a really smooth mixture. Stir through all the remaining ingredients. Pour over the base, top with some crumbled White Xmas (optional) and pop back in the freezer to set. Remove from freezer 15mins before serving to allow to soften, slice, then serve. Stand back and watch people’s minds be blown.