Cake & Biscuits

Banana Gingerbread Muffins

Who loves muffins?! I do!!! For some reason it seems more appropriate to me to eat 6 muffins in one sitting than it would to eat half an actual cake. Eating half the cake would make me a pig…. But 6 muffins…. I feel like that is acceptable. Who’s with me?

I made these tasty morsels using some Buttered Up that you can get your hands on from the Lorna Jane Nourish Bar at Gasworks or from Primal Pantry. You can substitute for another type of nut or seed butter but you will need to add some ‘gingerbread spices’ to get the same outcome- I am sure google can help you out with that. These are ‘nut-free’ so could be a great addition to school lunches, or grown up lunches.

3 ripe bananas
3 eggs
3 heaped tbs Buttered Up No-Nuts Gingerbread Butter
2 tbs coconut oil (or ghee, butter or macadamia oil)
1/4 cup coconut milk (or milk of your choice)
1/2 cup coconut flour (or 1 cup of almond meal or other nut flour)
Pinch salt
1/2 tsp baking powder

Preheat oven to 200C. Add all ingredients except coconut flour to the food processor & blend until smooth. Add coconut flour & blend quickly until just combined. Spoon into greased cupcake or muffin tins and bake for 30mins. Makes about 14 cupcake-sized muffins.IMG_2795.JPG

Buttered Up

Have you been ‘Buttered Up’ yet? You really should get ‘Buttered Up’. Or maybe you should ‘Butter Up’ someone else? Are you with me? No? Let me enlighten you. I have just started making my own range of deliciousness in a jar! You are probably going to want to get it in your gob ASAP.

‘Buttered Up’ is the new range of nut and nut-free butters by ME in stock NOW at Primal Pantry. Yahoo. Whoop-dee-do! The range has started with a nut-free Gingerbread Butter, a Coconut Choc Chip Butter & a Chocolate Cake Batter flavour. All are gluten free, dairy free and paleo approved.

Whether you eat these right off a spoon from the jar or use them as a replacement for nut butter, butter or coconut oil in your baking, you won’t be disappointed. Great to have on hand as a snack when you need something quick & easy, or used however you like to use peanut butter or Nutella! Smear that gear on whatever you fancy, add to your recipes & mine and make sure you share the love so we can all find more ways to be #butteredup.

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Chocolate Bread

Here you go. The much anticipated moment you have been waiting for. In my opinion, it will have been worth the wait. This is freaking good gear. This bread could be made without the cacao if you didn’t want a chocolate bread…. But really, who doesn’t want chocolate bread? Weirdo’s, that’s who. If you are a weirdo who doesn’t want chocolate bread, we can’t be friends, but you can still adapt this recipe to suit your weirdo ways. Add a teaspoon of vanilla powder for vanilla bread or leave out the sweetener, add some fresh herbs & make a savory loaf.

This bread can be used otherwise in any which way you please. I’d suggest toasting it under the grill or in a sandwich press, smearing it with butter, ghee, coconut butter or nut butter, or any other splendid topping you like and shoving it swiftly in your pie hole before someone else does. It’ll be the quick or the dead with this bread around…. Well maybe not dead. But definitely sad & hungry. This was adapted from a recipe by AGAINST ALL GRAIN.

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Chocolate Coconut Jubes

These remind me of Chico Baby lollies!! I am loving gelatin right now and add it to everything and anything! Tea, coffee, smoothies, soups, pretty much any liquid really. I have two different types, one that Gels Up that I use only in hot things so it dissolves completely or in things like these jellies that I want to gel. This one you can add to anything and it will dissolve. Both are completely flavorless too. So what’s up with the gelatin obsession? Prepare to be enlightened!

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Lemon Cheesecake Balls

Remember the time I made that Probiotic Nut Cheese that was like a vegan/paleo version of cream cheese? Well, I also did you a mighty great favour & made some delicious cheesecake balls out of it, I’m nice like that….. Not nice enough to share them (I need them to grow the human inside me, I’m not being selfish) but I will share with you the recipe. Get these suckers in your guts, they are great for gut health with all those splendid probiotics, low in sugar and have some fabulous healthy fats. You’re welcome.

2 cups cashew cheese

Zest & juice 1 lemon
1/2 tsp vanilla powder or extract
1/2 cup dessicated coconut
2 tbs chia seeds (maybe 1-2 tbs more if your mix is too wet)
1 tbs maple syrup (or rice malt syrup) or stevia

Ok, so this is about as difficult taking a shower. You add everything to a bowl, you mix it well, you let it sit for about 10mins so the chia seeds can do their thang & absorb some moisture, then you roll them into balls & pop them in the fridge. If the mix is still too wet to roll after 10mins add the extra chia seeds & let it stand again for another 10 mins. These store well in the freezer as well. Just try & only eat one.

Date & Dark Choc Hot X Buns

The dough recipe has been adapted from Primal Girl’s Magic Dough Recipe. You are going to want to get it in you sneaky little hands because that gear is ver-sa-tile! I made pizza dough the other night with it & as much as I love a Cauliflower Base Pizza, some times you just want a real dough and that gear is brilliant!!

These buns are quite dense but super delicious and brilliant smeared with some organic butter…. It is Easter after all!

170g tapioca flour
125g white sweet potato, peeled, steamed, puréed & allow to cool to room temp
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup coconut oil (or macadamia oil/ melted ghee or butter)
1/4 cup coconut milk (or milk of your choice)
1 egg
Extra tapioca flour for rolling
8 medjool dates, chopped roughly
1/4 cup sultanas
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
2 tbs honey/rice malt syrup/maple syrup
1/2 cup chopped Dark Choc

Preheat your oven to 190C. You can do this without a food processor but I am lazy so I didn’t. Add the sweet potato purée, spices, salt & the tapioca flour to the food processor & pulse until it turned into a crumbly mixture and all the flour is absorbed. In a separate bowl, whisk the oil, egg, honey & milk together then add that it the sweet potato mix & pulse again to combine completely. This should be looking more like a dough now. At this point you can remove the dough from the processor and dump it onto a clean bench/ baking sheet etc to knead etc. Add the sultanas, dates & dark chocolate and use your hands to knead it through to combine. If the dough is a bit sticky you can add some extra tapioca flour (1 tsp at a time) until you have a dough that you can work with that doesn’t stick to your fingers. This dough cannot be ‘over-worked’ like normal bread dough so knead until your heart’s content. If it is too dry & cracking at the edges, add extra oil, one tsp at a time. When you are happy with the consistency, line a baking tray with baking paper, shape the buns as you like (but don’t make them bigger than a regular bread roll or the inside won’t cook) and bake for 30-40mins until golden on the outside. These will still be ‘doughy’ in the centre but they are cooked through. I used melted chocolate and coconut butter mixed together to pipe my ‘crosses’ on top once the buns were cooled to room temperature.

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Figgy Coconut Balls

It’s a rainy old day here in Bris-Vegas & that means it’s perfect weather to get in the kitchen & make lots of food…. Despite how it may appear from my recipe ratio of sweets to actual food, I don’t just eat cake & chocolate all day…. Not all day.

Ever noticed that dried figs sometimes taste like some sort of booze? No, it’s not because I soaked them in booze….. Or because I was chowing down on them when I was already drunk. Huh? Just me? Weird thing to say? I totally think I can taste like brandy or port or something like that in dried figs? No? Whatever. These balls taste boozy to me, let me know if you get that too.

375g dried figs
200g shredded coconut (or 200g coconut butter)
3 tbs coconut oil
1/2 tsp vanilla powder (or 1tsp vanilla extract)
Dark chocolate for dipping, I used PANA CHOCOLATE

Pop the figs in a bowl and cover with hot water & allow to soak for 10mins. Drain off the water then add the figs & remaining ingredients, except chocolate to the food processor & blend until it all comes together. If it’s too wet add a little more coconut, too dry add a dash more oil. Melt your dark chocolate any way you like, roll the fig mix into balls, dunk in the chocolate to coat then place on a baking paper lined tray. Once all done, pop in the fridge to set. You can store these babies in the fridge or hide them from yourself in the freezer like I do. If you are feeling super lazy you can just press the fig mix into a tin & pour the chocolate on top like a slice. That’s probably what I will do next time because this ball-rolling-business is time consuming and messy…. On the plus side you do end up with lots of chocolate on your fingers that you get to lick off at the end. You decide.

Salted Caramel Choc Macadamia Fudge

If you thought that was a mouthful you should try shoving a bit of this fudge in your gob. It’s a mouthful mouth-party. It’s a bit sweet, but a bit salty & a bit nutty…. Kinda like me actually. You could drizzle some coconut butter on top, or a bit of melted dark chocolate. You can sub in some other nuts if you prefer. (more…)